DON'T BE A CUNTASAURUS
KSh 1,100A cute cartoonish dinosaur with an innocent smile sits center chest surrounded by small stars, with bold orange and black text reading "DON'T BE A" above and "CUNTASAURUS" below in a playful, punchy font. The design uses soft sage green, warm orange, and cream tones on white, creating an intentional clash between wholesome dinosaur illustration and crude humor. It's deliberately offensive wrapped in cute aesthetics the irony is the entire point. Raw, unfiltered, and unapologetically crude, perfect for anyone who finds humor in the collision of innocence and vulgarity.
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