I'VE GROWN...TIRED OF THIS GOVT
KSh 1,100Green text reading "i've grown" sits above an illustration of Kermit the Frog sitting contentedly in a meditative pose surrounded by sparkles and stars, with small text below reading "(Tired of this govt)" in black serif font. The design uses soft sage green, light blue, gold sparkles, and teal on cream tee. It's straightforward a frog that's evolved past the chaos, found peace, and is quietly done with everything. The humor is in the juxtaposition of his calm acceptance with the parenthetical admission of burnout. Simple visual, honest message.
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